Recorded approximately 3/20/1998

There Are Worse Things

There's this itching in my shoe

Something's stabbing my right foot

And I can't tell what to do

Cuz if I did I would doit

There's this itching in my shoe

Crack babies being born

The U.S. is at war

And a meteor will kill us all!

There's an aching in my leg

Something's stabbing my right foot

And I don't know what to do

'Cause if I did I would doit.

There's an aching in my leg

There's an aching in my head

I've ruled out an aneurism

'Cause it moves when I'm in bed

It's a parasitic organism

There's an aching in my head

There is something to be done

But I haven't got the time

There are worse things in the world

Do you think that I would whine?

There is something to be done