Dinner was nice, got a real good buzz
Then you beat me up
Soon I forgot what a nice meal was
You had to get in the last last word
Don't get a thing for my cash - absurd!

Beat me up, beat me up
Show the fool that I am
Cuz I take the abuse like a man
Beat me up, beat me up
For the thrill, for the fun
Cuz I don't get too far when I run

All that I need is real simplified
You didn't think that a guy could cry
Can't have the good 'cause I get the bad
Hate to sound cheap, but I'm poor and sad

Next time we dine I'll be on alert
Don't wanna soar then I hit the dirt
Call it a grudge when I self-preserve
I am the thing that you don't deserve