This was recorded on 8/3/1997

82

China food hits the spot
Saturday I'm eatin' out
Czechuan pork has spice and texture
What's inside is pure conjecture
Rice was great, does it cause gas?
Who cares, cause eating it's a blast!

Cause 82 will make you shit
82 will make you shit
82 will make you shit
Old 8-2 will make you shit!

Sunday I sit on the pot
Czechuan pork lands with a plop
The toilet stinks and I'm embarrased
I should have swallowed plaster of paris
Farts still bloom like stinky plants
Hunan streaks will stain my pants!